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There once was a broker named Frank
Whose business had gone in the tank
Then he tried MGP
And quickly could see
How planning meant bucks in the bank
There once was a man named Nate
Who refused to re-al-o-cate
So when he retired
His money expired
Before Nate was put in his crate
There once was a man named Taylor
Who invested like a drunken sailor
So when he retired
His money expired
Now he's living alone in his trailer
There once was a man named Stan
Who refused to follow his plan
So when he retired
His money expired
Now he's the new pizza man
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There once was a man named Bart
Holding one stock he thought so smart
But his company failed
And His plans got de-railed
Now he's a greeter at Wal-Mart
There once was an advisor named Joe
Who refused to use MoneyGuidePro
So when the market went bad
All his clients got mad
And poor Joe had no goal plan to show
There once was a man named Stanley
Who invested for his whole family
He bought only stocks
Which soon sank like rocks
Now the family's suing poor Stanley
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